Crap at Animals

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One man tries heroically and fails epically to do impressions of 48,000 rare animals in under an hour.

Come and explore the diversity and beauty of life in this wildly playful theatrical trip through the animal kingdom, with performance artist Tom Bailey. Using projection, VR and playful physical theatre Tom will take you on a rollercoaster ride into the world of extinct and endangered species.

Crap at Animals is commissioned by Without Walls, Norfolk & Norwich Festival and EFFEA, Passage Festival Denmark

Crap at Animals is supported by The Royal Borough of Greenwich, Royal Greenwich Festivals, Without Walls and Arts Council England.

Mechanimal

Mechanimal is an award-winning company that creates devised theatre. It’s led by Tom Bailey. Each project involves collaboration with a range of different artists and researchers. The company makes touring live performance that explores life on a changing planet. Based in Bristol, England, Mechanimal currently tours performances both nationally and internationally.

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Site Access

Free. Just Show Up.

Assistance Dogs Welcome.

Level Access

There is a mix of hard-standing and grass areas. Trackway will be used to create accessible routes.

Access Viewing Areas

An access viewing area for disabled audience members will be marked with a sign or flag at each event. Space for wheelchair users, companions and seating with and without arms will be available.

Accessible Toilets 

In Well Hall Pleasaunce

Changing places facility 0.7 miles away at the Eltham Centre.

Blue badge parking  

Kidbrooke Lane and Well Hall Road

Drop-off point

Edith Nesbit Walk

Contact  

For Access questions, contact [email protected] // 07899 893 935  

Show Access

BSL Interpreted 31 Aug 1pm and 5:30 PM

Digital Audio Description Intro -coming soon   

Easy read guide -coming soon

Content Information: Crap at Animals features playful references to unusual animal names which, although factual, some may find unsuitable for small children. Swearing will be beeped out.